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joesugg:

pizzanugget:

i made a thing

This is awesome! I got myself for ‘lover’ though .. awkward

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Telekinetic Girlfriend | TimH

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whynotelsanna:

griddlemethis:

Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit

whynotelsanna:

griddlemethis:

Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit

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jack-frost-froze:

mrfalling12345:

OMG WHAT DID I DO!?

For mobile just hold the reblog button

I LEARNED A THING

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JB Smoove on Daryl and Beth

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// Never Have I Ever (Been Kissed)//

speakandyoushallbeheard:

I hate the game Never Have I Ever.

I always win.

Which, is losing really,

Because there isn’t much interesting about the girl who’s done nothing.

It’s isolating and humiliating and -

It’s just a game.



Never have I ever had sex.

Never have I ever been kissed.

Never have I ever held hands.

Never have I ever been in love.



In fact, the closest thing I ever got to love was an awkward slow dance in 8th grade where I made more eye contact with my friend dancing next to me than the boy I was dancing with.  



And I know it’s just a game, but the game ends,

And people look at me,

They say, “Don’t worry, it will happen for you!”

They say, “But you’re so beautiful, someone will love you!”



But I don’t need encouragement from strangers.

I don’t need false promises of future romances.

I don’t need pity compliments or your exaggerated second syllables-

“But you’re so beauuutiful!”



I know.

I never thought I wasn’t.

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For the never been kissed/never been loved 20 somethings.

urbanette:

“All of a sudden two decades have passed and you still have not kissed anyone with tongue, or kissed anyone at all for that matter, or had a 3 AM conversation with someone who would rather look into your eyes for ten minutes straight than talk. You have never worn a lover’s sweater or “forgotten”…

The feels.

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